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''(this slightly "tongue in cheek" tale is a reflection of the nature of modern "half hard" copper pipe. It is not as easy to bend as the thicker walled fully annealed pipe or old)''
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''(this slightly "tongue in cheek" tale highlights that using a bending spring with modern "half hard" copper pipe is not as easy as it was on the older softer thick wall fully annealed pipe)''
  
 
So the question was asked:
 
So the question was asked:
  
'''>Would anyone be able to explain and provide tips on how to use one to get'''
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'''"Would anyone be able to explain and provide tips on how to use one to get''' '''the desired effect for a first timer?"'''
  
'''>the desired effect for a first timer?'''
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# Buy tool.
 
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# Discover it has no instructions.
1.  Buy tool.
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# Buy DIY book on heating.
 
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# Read instructions.
2.  Discover it has no instructions.
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# Rip up old bedcover to make bending pads.
 
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# Lightly oil spring.
3.  Buy DIY book on heating.
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# Discover it won't go into the pipe you cut with your nice new  pipe cutter, you have to use a hacksaw.
 
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# Insert in pipe.
4.  Read instructions.
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# Wipe up blood from cut caused by raw end of pipe using the flux  rag.
 
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# Discover the flux really is acidic, scream a bit.
5.  Rip up old bedcover to make bending pads.
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# Bend as instructed.
 
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# Dislocate kneecap.
6.  Lightly oil spring.
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# Push kneecap back in place.
 
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# Remember to bend a little too far and bend back a touch to ease  tension on spring.
7.  Discover it won't go into the pipe you cut with your nice new  pipe cutter, you have to use a hacksaw.
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# Insert tool to rotate spring to remove it.
 
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# Pull on spring.
8.  Insert in pipe.
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# Knock over cup of tea, stand in flux tin.
 
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# Swear several times.
9.  Wipe up blood from cut caused by raw end of pipe using the flux  rag.
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# Tell (without moving teeth apart) wife/partner/neighbour/children  you know what you are doing.
 
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# Smash knuckles on wall as hand slips from pulling device.
10. Discover the flux really is acidic, scream a bit.
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# Bang pipe on floor several times.
 
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# Saw off bent bit of pipe.  Use vice, angle grinder, several mole  grips and welding torch to recover pipe bender.
11. Bend as instructed.
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# Repeat steps 6 to 22 until the pain and loss of blood gets too  much or you run out of pipe.
 
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# Throw away now mangled pipe spring (or use as garden gate  closer).
12. Dislocate kneecap.
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# Buy a proper bending tool.
 
 
13. Push kneecap back in place.
 
 
 
14. Remember to bend a little too far and bend back a touch to ease  tension on spring.
 
 
 
15. Insert tool to rotate spring to remove it.
 
 
 
16. Pull on spring.
 
 
 
17. Knock over cup of tea, stand in flux tin.
 
 
 
18. Swear several times.
 
 
 
19. Tell (without moving teeth apart) wife/partner/neighbour/children  you know what you are doing.
 
 
 
20. Smash knuckles on wall as hand slips from pulling device.
 
 
 
21. Bang pipe on floor several times.
 
 
 
22. Saw off bent bit of pipe.  Use vice, angle grinder, several mole  grips and welding torch to recover pipe bender.
 
 
 
23. Repeat steps 6 to 22 until the pain and loss of blood gets too  much or you run out of pipe.
 
 
 
24. Throw away now mangled pipe spring (or use as garden gate  closer).
 
 
 
25.  Buy a proper bending tool.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 11:46, 14 January 2022

(this slightly "tongue in cheek" tale highlights that using a bending spring with modern "half hard" copper pipe is not as easy as it was on the older softer thick wall fully annealed pipe)

So the question was asked:

"Would anyone be able to explain and provide tips on how to use one to get the desired effect for a first timer?"

  1. Buy tool.
  2. Discover it has no instructions.
  3. Buy DIY book on heating.
  4. Read instructions.
  5. Rip up old bedcover to make bending pads.
  6. Lightly oil spring.
  7. Discover it won't go into the pipe you cut with your nice new pipe cutter, you have to use a hacksaw.
  8. Insert in pipe.
  9. Wipe up blood from cut caused by raw end of pipe using the flux rag.
  10. Discover the flux really is acidic, scream a bit.
  11. Bend as instructed.
  12. Dislocate kneecap.
  13. Push kneecap back in place.
  14. Remember to bend a little too far and bend back a touch to ease tension on spring.
  15. Insert tool to rotate spring to remove it.
  16. Pull on spring.
  17. Knock over cup of tea, stand in flux tin.
  18. Swear several times.
  19. Tell (without moving teeth apart) wife/partner/neighbour/children you know what you are doing.
  20. Smash knuckles on wall as hand slips from pulling device.
  21. Bang pipe on floor several times.
  22. Saw off bent bit of pipe.  Use vice, angle grinder, several mole grips and welding torch to recover pipe bender.
  23. Repeat steps 6 to 22 until the pain and loss of blood gets too much or you run out of pipe.
  24. Throw away now mangled pipe spring (or use as garden gate closer).
  25. Buy a proper bending tool.