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A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed.
A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed.


A monkey is someone who SWMBO can blame instead of you!
A monkey is someone who [[SWMBO]] can blame instead of you!
 
A monkey wrench is a type of adjustable spanner. A screw adjusts one jaw to fit various nut sizes. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_wrench Wikipedia Monkey Wrench page]
 
A monkey is £500.
 
A monkey is a mischevious small relative.
 
Monkey business is what tradespeople get upto on Rogue Traders TV program.
 
You are a monkey 🐵
 
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Latest revision as of 19:09, 5 January 2018

This is a page about monkeys.

A monkey is what you pay people with when you can't diy.

A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed.

A monkey is someone who SWMBO can blame instead of you!

A monkey wrench is a type of adjustable spanner. A screw adjusts one jaw to fit various nut sizes. Wikipedia Monkey Wrench page

A monkey is £500.

A monkey is a mischevious small relative.

Monkey business is what tradespeople get upto on Rogue Traders TV program.

You are a monkey 🐵