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A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed. | A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed. | ||
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+ | A monkey is someone who [[SWMBO]] can blame instead of you! | ||
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+ | A monkey wrench is a type of adjustable spanner. A screw adjusts one jaw to fit various nut sizes. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_wrench Wikipedia Monkey Wrench page] | ||
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+ | A monkey is £500. | ||
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+ | A monkey is a mischevious small relative. | ||
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+ | Monkey business is what tradespeople get upto on Rogue Traders TV program. | ||
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+ | You are a monkey 🐵 | ||
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+ | [[Category:Humour]] |
Latest revision as of 19:09, 5 January 2018
This is a page about monkeys.
A monkey is what you pay people with when you can't diy.
A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed.
A monkey is someone who SWMBO can blame instead of you!
A monkey wrench is a type of adjustable spanner. A screw adjusts one jaw to fit various nut sizes. Wikipedia Monkey Wrench page
A monkey is £500.
A monkey is a mischevious small relative.
Monkey business is what tradespeople get upto on Rogue Traders TV program.
You are a monkey 🐵