aceltrocdro This is a page about monkeys.
A monkey is what you pay people with when you can't diy.
A monkey is who you employ when you should have diyed.
A monkey is someone who SWMBO can blame instead of you!
A monkey wrench is a type of adjustable spanner. A screw adjusts one jaw to fit various nut sizes. Wikipedia Monkey Wrench page
A monkey is Â£500.
A monkey is a mischevious small relative.
Monkey business is what tradespeople get upto on Rogue Traders TV program.
You are a monkey :)